Monday, February 22, 2010

Unbeknownst-That's a funny word.

Anyway, the chicken had more than one reason to cross the road.

1.) To get to the other side.
2.) There was a "chick" over there.
3.) Chick-fil-A was having a special.
4.) The walk light was on.
5.) There was a garage sale.
6.) He was late for class.
7.) He was chasing Harrison Ford while impersonating Tommy Lee Jones.
8.) He was chasing Wesley Snipes while impersonating Tommy Lee Jones.
9.) He was chasing someone for an autograph, "chickened" out, went to turn back, and got plowed by a car.
10.) The ambulance broke down a block away from the emergency room.

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