Silly things.

Here are some things I find to be extraordinary silly.
Musicals.
High School Musicals.
Tabloids.
Celebrities.
Celebrity Fan-boys.
Celebrity Fan girls.
Political Parties.
Blank-Americans.
Japanese youth.
Hello Kitty.
Dora the Explorer.
Go Diego Go.
Smart Cars.
Cadillac Escalades.
"Bling".
Project Runway.
America's Next Top Model.
Hillary Duff.
Miley Cyrus.
Hannah Montana.
Her parents.
Nickelodeon, as of late. What a shame.
The Disney Channel. The Anti-Walt.
Couches.
Laptops.
Blackberries.
Texting.
MySpace.
Telling people your schedule throughout the day, from your waking moment to your late bedtime, along with relationship conversations with your significant other via Facebook status updates.
Giggling.
Snorting while giggling, especially if female. How unattractive.
McDonalds.
Burger King.
Walmart.
Kmart.
Cosmopolitan Magazine- 100 ways to please a man? Give me a break, that list is 97 things too long. Let him drive, make him a sandwich, and don't talk during the commercials.
Lady Gaga.
Kanye West.
Taylor Swift. (You see now I take no prisoners.)
Jay Leno.
David Letterman.
Conan O'Brien.
Bill Clinton.
George Double-You Bush.
Having to ask to go to the bathroom.
M.I.A.
Paper Planes.
The 2006 Tour de France.
Rhythmic Gymnastics.
Running in place at a stoplight while jogging.
Bottled water.
99 cent items.
Pennies.
Robert Pattinson.
Taylor Lauter.
Androgynous names.
Janet Napolitano.
Indoor pets.
John L. Woolley.
Dentists.
Orthodonists.
Psychiatrists.
Fortune Tellers.
Zoroastrianism.
Jehovah's Witnesses.
Furbies.
Tickle Me Elmo.
Non-cookie eating Cookie Monsters.
National Public Radio.
Rush Limbaugh.
MSNBC.
Fox News.
Keith Olbermann.
Charles Barkley.
Hillary Clinton.
Michelle Obama.
Laura Bush.
Sarah Palin.
John Madden.

Just because these are silly doesn't make them bad.